What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 13:12
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Still no good.
How often do you watch the news on TV?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
No way
Why did my ex replace me so fast?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
After a Century of Searching, the Source of Mysterious Space Rays May Be Revealed - The Daily Galaxy
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors